Just a skeleton. A real lazybones.
Name’s Sans. I’m a laid back skeleton with a love for puns and ketchup. I live with my brother Papyrus in the cozy town of Snowdin. Be cool to me and I’ll be cool to you. And don’t try shit, I know all of your dirty secrets.
How to have a bad time Z - Confirm X - Confirm Alt + F4 - Quit =)) F11 - Fullscreen When HP=0, you lose. Close do you wanna have a bad time? Bad Time Simulator - Horrortale by SansFromUndertale. This is a reskin of Jcw87's Bad Time Simulator with a few elements of gotoAndDie's Sans Hard Mode Battle. Song - TheGamingRemix: 'Horrortale Hardlovania'.
Canon compliant unless we’re doing a fancy AU.
- For info on this blog’s take on Monster Lore and The World, check out my [Worldbuilding] posts.
- For posts containing overviews of Sans as a character and a personality check out [Meta]
- Or, if you’re noticing some overlap and just want every dumb thing I’ve ever made up, feel free to check my general [Headcanons] tag
Stats
Name: Sans
Font: Comic Sans
HP: 1
AT: 1
DF: 1
PUN: 9999999999999999
Height: 3'6'
Weight: idk about as much as an apple I guess
Gender: Skeleton
Pronouns: He/Him
Inventory
Good Boy Treats - A small container of M&Ms labelled “Paps for Paps”
Lewis - Pet Rock, smooth and friendly. (Weapon / +1 AT).
Bio (Main Verse)
Sans and his brother were made in a lab by W. D. Gaster, grown from his own metacarpals as part of his research into souls. His goal was to artificially craft souls that could be used to break the barrier and allow the monsters to escape to the human world. This incarnation of Gaster was a Badster who didn’t start wishing he’d been a Dadster until it was too late. He experimented on Sans and Papyrus in an effort to either make their souls as sturdy as human souls. When he found difficulty with this he instead sought to detach them from the laws governing timelines. During this time Gaster avoided attachment with his creations and generally felt that choosing any kind of mercy or compassion in his experiments would mean risking his own heart and sacrificing the future of monster kind in exchange.
Bad Time Simulator All Sans
In general Sans was born frail, prone to passing out, highly intelligent, and with a tendency toward a subject view of morality. Papyrus by contrast grew hardy and strong, excitable and optimistic, with a very strict objective sense of right and wrong. They frequently disagreed on whether or not to love and trust Gaster, the only adult in their life. In this timeline Gaster is eventually killed by Sans who jumps on the completely accidental opportunity to send him plummeting into the Core. The Core erased W.D. Gaster from existence, leaving a young Sans and Papyrus alone in the world, unsure of how they got there or where they were going.
Sans and Papyrus don’t particularly recall where they came from or what happened to them. The specter of Gaster haunts their home and Sans knows it has something to do with all the books and papers he’s been reading and the weird machine that sits behind the house. Sans came out of the experimentation with the ability to see himself in past or future parts of his timeline. At first it came up by accident. As he grew older and gained some control over this ability, he learned he could manipulate his timeline and even visit alternate realities, not unlike the player.
Generally speaking what Sans does remember about Gaster makes him really hate the guy, and the more times he’s forced to kill the player, the more afraid Sans is that the easier it will become to keep doing it. His biggest fear is becoming merciless like Doctor Gaster or like Chara because of what he feels he has to do to protect everyone.
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Sans considers Papyrus his reason for doing basically anything. He took care of his brother from a young age and took on as many odd jobs as he could find to support them and give Papyrus opportunities. They have a somewhat codependent relationship and he does what he can to shield Papyrus from remembering the things he’s starting to remember.
More info can be found in the [Headcanons] or obtained at the price of one ask.
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Mundane
Mun is a quiet twenty-something who enjoys drawing, animation, programming, video games, and talking about fandom junk. You can call me whatever you want. The internet usually calls me Birdy. Talk to me ooc if you have a plot in mind. I also have discord if you’re a cool mutual.